alsnost

im drunk

isabella is deunk and she alsnost fell

by spagheytio December 10, 2019

alsost

alsost is the name given to the hard tomato sauce thats dried in and around the top of the lid/bottle.

im unable to retrieve the sauce theres alsost blocking the passage!!

by sharon osbourne September 4, 2006

Assnostic

The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)

Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."

Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."

by The Assnosticator April 2, 2011

Alnost

Wow you just spelled Almost wrong. how stupid of you, you atom brain.

Jane: I alnost died
Drew: did you just misspell almost?
Jane: y e s

by Emmyr0ld July 14, 2021