alsnost 

im drunk

isabella is deunk and she alsnost fell

alsnost by spagheytio December 10, 2019

alsost 

alsost is the name given to the hard tomato sauce thats dried in and around the top of the lid/bottle.

im unable to retrieve the sauce theres alsost blocking the passage!!

alsost by sharon osbourne September 4, 2006

Assnostic 

The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)

Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."

Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."

Assnostic by The Assnosticator April 2, 2011

Alnost 

Wow you just spelled Almost wrong. how stupid of you, you atom brain.

Jane: I alnost died
Drew: did you just misspell almost?
Jane: y e s

Alnost by Emmyr0ld July 14, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008