Assnostic 

The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)

Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."

Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."

Assnostic by The Assnosticator April 2, 2011

cloud agnostician 

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure

We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician

cloud agnostician by agnostifier October 3, 2019

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Dyslexic Agnostic by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

Agnostic Satanist 

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

Agnostic Satanist by Viqzen May 2, 2019

political agnostic 

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."

political agnostic by jugrock44 February 17, 2010

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

agnostic theist by urbanunknown July 5, 2014

Cloud Agnostician 

Deploys your polyglot application in the hyper-cloud integrated together using services meshes, and immutable infrastructure

I think we could do with a Cloud Agnostician on our next project

Cloud Agnostician by backdoor bains October 2, 2019