The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.
Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.
by Siblin October 24, 2019
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYnZ now I know my aBCS next time won't u sing wif me???
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxynz Is the alphabet
by Plz approve August 11, 2009
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When someone gets so drunk that when they cannot stop laughing it sounds like they are a asthmatic hyperventilating. Alphabetisism most frequently occurs from drinking too much Sicilian white wine!

It can also be more simply used to described getting really drunk.
Georgy: *Is laughing but taking continuous short shallow breaths, sounds like she is struggling to breath*

Stephen: Georgy are you alphabetic?

Or

Stephen: I want to get totally Alphabetic tonight!!!!
by Sicily2014 July 26, 2014
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alphabeticality- The ability of ebing in alphabetical order. an awesome word.
god knows what songs of each band you like or what you prefer considering the alphabeticality of it but its good
by Blank/Matt February 9, 2005
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consists of 26 letters
the alphabet soup
by iissocool December 2, 2010
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