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Used to describe something from the seventh generation of Pokémon.
"The alolan forms of Pokémon are a sight to behold!"
alolan by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025

Alolan Exeggutor 

A palm tree that is a fucking dragon somehow
Lass Jennie sends out Alolan Exeggutor.
Alolan Exeggutor by 2Dcheese December 14, 2019

alolan marowak 

alolan marowak
alolan marowak by anonymous November 18, 2020

Alolan Whip 

When you slam your balls so hard against a keyboard that they fall off your dick and bounce off, exploding in the process
"Can't believe he died to the Alolan Whip, man. He had so much potential."

Alolan Barf 

A mispronunciation of Allahu Akbar. Cause the meaning to change from "God is Great" to a pokemon name
Tour guide: Welcome to the Taj Mahal
Isaac: Alolan Barf!
SJWs: Racist ass this is a Hindu temple
Alolan Barf by Furry Balls May 30, 2021

Alolan Ninetales

The Pokémon world equivalent of calling someone a silver fox.
Person 1: yo did you see the director of naranja academy in Pokémon Scarlet?
Person 2: Clavell? i think he’s a total Alolan Ninetales personally
Alolan Ninetales by 4C1108 July 7, 2024