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almuxd by almuxd December 6, 2020
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Almudena 

Is very sociable and humorous. She is very cool and very talented. She is cool to be around and hang out with. She is always there for you and never forgets about a person no matter how far away they are. You are very lucky if you meet a girl named Almudena. There are only a few of them on the entire planet.
Hey, I just met Almudena and she's so nice and always has my back whenever I need her.
Almudena by NatethForever<3 December 22, 2014
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Almudena 

She's a shy girl that really isn't into big social environments. However when u get to meet her you'll have found a bright star in the darkness, the sweetest being in the world, the loveliest person to ever exist, she's the Moon, the Sun and all the stars. Whoever achieves to marry her will be the luckiest person un the world.
Dude, I can't really concentrate I can only think about Almudena, I'm so in love with her.
Almudena by AG_Styles July 16, 2021

Almudena 

Almudena is a type of girl you wont meet again, she is really nice and covers her problems with humor. She deserves way more than she thinks and when you actually get to meet he she is an amazing human being. But at first you will get the impression that she is judgy and mean but in reality that is the oppisite. She is beautiful and her body is to die for, she hates sports but loves dancing whenver she can. She has big dreams and is litterly the most creative girl you will ever meet. She paints, draws, and likes to read and think of the meaning of life. She thinks she is the one that makes everything bad, but its just the other people that cant accept her. Her soul is rare and amazing.
Hey have u met almudena?
no, but im kind of scared of her
if u actually meet her she has an amzing personality!
Almudena by nawalrao June 9, 2021
A person of absolute epicness. Greatly enjoys light saber battles, and sarcasm.
Person One: "Look at the almudevar!"

Person Two: "Why can't I be as cool as the almudevar?"

Person One: "Light saber battle?"

Person Two: "Done."
Almudevar by JoJo BaJoJo October 23, 2009

almund joy 

a fine ass dime piece, males only
Whaddup almund!! You fine and sexy...
almund joy by Lucky February 18, 2004

Almudena 

Is a person who is tall and think's that they are beautiful but in reality they are not. They tend to be like Ognimalf (Flamingo) with fucked up english.
hey, why are you being so almudena these days?
Almudena by Ognimalf November 14, 2010
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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