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alexirose 

Alexirose is Irish and gay
alexirose by Alexirose May 9, 2018
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Best person ever and the most outgoing girl you ever meet. She is funny nice and unique. You will be surprised when you get to know her, she has a great personality.
Alirose is the sweetest!
alirose by Unerstalic May 14, 2018
the goat of goats
Alexios is the goat of goats
Alexios by Sexios May 2, 2021
Me
“Who is called Alexios? Isn’t that an assassins creed character?”
“Yeah, I am the assassins creed character”
Alexios by Vassie_thy_meme_god December 25, 2021
Alexise
An all around amazing young girl. She has her flaws, and is very insecure about them. She is awfully beautiful and humble. She has an amazing soul. Alexise is a shy girl, but is very out going once you get to know her. She always has a smile on her face. She is incredibly smart and down to earth. She is one of the realest and nicest people you can ever meet. Alexise is a very kind hearted person who will be there for you no matter what. She is an amazing best friend and girlfriend. One day she will be something relevant to this world. Her heart only beats for one person and doesn't whore around. Alexise is a beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl that you can't let slip out of your hands.
Alexise is a unique one of a kind girl no one compares to her.
Alexise by Lexi nathalie June 11, 2017

alexiussexius 

Someone who thinks they are really sexy because their best friend says they are but pretends to deny that they are sexy.
Tinks: " your so sexy alexiussexius"

Alexiussexius: " What no I'm not sexy, what are you talking about"
In Alexiusexius's mind: " I'm so sexy, I'm like the most sexy person in the world"
alexiussexius by Dodo is man June 16, 2018

alexised 

When your girlfriend is riding you during sex vigorously and rough. She goes so rough that she ends up bending your dick in half and breaks it.
Skippy: Last night me and my girlfriend were having some rough sex and she was riding me super hard. All of a sudden I felt a bend in my dick and I pulled out. My dick wouldn't go up again, I think she broke it!

Barry: Did you try to bring it up again?

Skippy: Yeah but it was like when you touch a flower and it shrivels up. My dick is broken!!

Barry: Wow, it sounds like you got Alexised
alexised by chocolatefrosting September 23, 2013
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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