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alexised

When your girlfriend is riding you during sex vigorously and rough. She goes so rough that she ends up bending your dick in half and breaks it.

Skippy: Last night me and my girlfriend were having some rough sex and she was riding me super hard. All of a sudden I felt a bend in my dick and I pulled out. My dick wouldn't go up again, I think she broke it!

Barry: Did you try to bring it up again?

Skippy: Yeah but it was like when you touch a flower and it shrivels up. My dick is broken!!

Barry: Wow, it sounds like you got Alexised

by chocolatefrosting September 23, 2013