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the goat of goats
Alexios is the goat of goats
Alexios by Sexios May 2, 2021
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“Who is called Alexios? Isn’t that an assassins creed character?”
“Yeah, I am the assassins creed character”
Alexios by Vassie_thy_meme_god December 25, 2021
One who is very cool and brave, he's stunning inside and out, is willing to do anything for his friends and cares about other very deeply. He's ride or die and he got your back no matter what
He's so gentle and caring he's definitely Alexios
Alexios by Kukkunut November 25, 2021
the cutest person in the entire world that nobody can resist and everybody loves no this was not written by alexios stop

also probably a gay male
person 1:omg have u seen alexios the other day

person 2:yes he’s so beautiful
alexios by ihatealexios's November 29, 2021

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else
person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

Alexis' Law

If a woman occupies a space long enough the probability that she puts script on the wall slowly approaches 100%.
My girl has only been staying here a month and she already took down my posters and put up a live love laugh sign.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
Alexis' Law by Dee34673 May 5, 2021

alexis lang

Damb Alexis Lang was doing the reverse cowgirl on porrnhun
alexis lang by pornlover1221123 March 28, 2017
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