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“Who is called Alexios? Isn’t that an assassins creed character?”
“Yeah, I am the assassins creed character”
Alexios by Vassie_thy_meme_god December 25, 2021
Dangerous species, if you ever see this monstrosity in the wild then simply chant this poem "hippity hoppity stop your fuckery" and snatch those kids back. But be very carefull she always wants to speak with your manager even if you just hopped out of thy great womb one nanosecond ago
TAKE THEM KIDS FROM THAT CUM SPERM OF AN ANIMAL NAMED KAREN
Karen by Vassie_thy_meme_god October 28, 2019
The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.

Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.
Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.
Kiwi by Vassie_thy_meme_god October 28, 2019