alex milo

Someone who eats strictly earl grey chocorant cake like it's nobody's business. They most likely have a YouTube channel with at least one hit song on Spotify but will never admit to their success. To be called an Alex Milo is considered a compliment and an insult at the same time, because who in their right mind would want to be an Alex Milo? Alex Milo of course. In conclusion, being an Alex Milo means never being accepted by Chinese mom's due to the amount of tattoos exposed while wearing highly functional street techwear and always having an extra camera lens in your 56th pocket of your arteryx veilance jacket because every moment is a Kodak moment.

Girl: I love my Alex Milo but my mom hates him
Friend: it's because of his tattoos right? Same here

by Some1 who loves alex November 22, 2021

Alex milovic

A doche bag that has no life, jerk, prob likes jerky, very very very ugly, thinks he is a Albert Einstein or something and wants to have it wit reagan

Hi I’m Alex Milovic and I’m a doche bag

by Bella da beach October 5, 2020