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alex evans 

alex evans is a myspace "celebrity", the claim to his status is truthfully by being a myspace whore. lets face it, he is not "cute" or "handsome" just some photoshpped skills that play up to his features and just good photography (luckily).

Lets be honest the kid has no real talent, his followers may dissagree but alot of people will agree, lets face it he has done nothing special.
He has a clothing line called "Impolite" and as a person who does fashion, the style of his clothing looks cheap and trashy. The're just t-shirts that looks like it has been drawn on, its nothing special or not that creative.

But i'll admit this, he is a good photographer, But i have seen better because the style of his photography looks similar wo other myspace whores so its nothing really speacial because i and alot of people have seen better.

He also entered the VMAN modeling contest, and as a person who worked in a modelling agency, alex evans cannot be a model, due to the fact that he is only 5'11 (as so i have seen on the vman stats) and male models are 6'0 to 6'2, and yes height in this industry is a big deal.
Male models have high cheekbones, this is what most agencies like in a male model. After watching menswear shows in fashion capitals, you'll see that every male model that has hit the runway has high cheekbones and truthfully alex evans has not got them. But i must admit he has lovley cheeks.
Last but not least, alex evans look is considered to be "too commercial" or "too common". These terms in the industry basically means that there is reasons why models looks so unique and unreal like which makes them look very different to the average human. All models have a unique feature about them, and dont get me started on alex evans eyes. They are so blatently photoshpped or its kind of obvious that he wear contacts etc.
All though he does not fit the high fashion modelling requirements, he is a photogenic person and in his photos you can see a element of beauty.
alex evans just better thank who ever created photoshop because i have seen an unedited photo of him on a website and believe me it is not pleasant.

In summary; alex evans is nothing special, just a myspace whore and now that he knows he is "famous" from what i read in his old myspace, we'll know he'll play up to his status and start being an anoying attention/fame whore and he'll have followers who just admire him because they'll go for anybody on a social network who has "fame" status over the net.
I know the truth hurts.
person 1: omg, alex evans is so cute!
person 2: oh get over him, he's nothing special.
person 1: well excuse you, alex evans is a beautiful boy, how often do you see that?
person 2: I'll be honest with you, i've seen better than him and his pictures has been obviously edited, plus you havent seen him in real life.
person 1: oh whatever.
alex evans by L'Enfant_Terrible February 15, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026