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albino nosebleed 

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.
"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."
albino nosebleed by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009
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albino nosebleed 

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.
"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"
albino nosebleed by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010

albino nosebleed 

when a girl has semen dripping out of her nose after a male ejaculates in her nostrils.
after sex, mary had to get a paper towel to clean up her albino nosebleed.
albino nosebleed by skeeton45 May 29, 2013
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