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He is a guy with a small dick,and he has been a qyrr all his life
He walks into a caffe and orders shit if there isn’t ant he will fuck your girl,so alaudin is a fucking simp for girls
alaudin by Qkariki November 21, 2021
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Alaudin is An intelligent but shy Boy that loves no girl but all girls love him, he plays a lot of sports but he is only good at one of them, and that one sport he is talented at.
He is the new boy here, His name is alaudin, He didnt talk yet but every girl already loves him!
Alaudin by Fatih Shtavica November 23, 2021

Aladdin's Scarf 

The act of rubbing one's penis like a lamp until you ejaculate on your neck, representing a scarf, then commencing by making a wish.
Can be performed with a partner.
Daniel received an aladdin's scarf from Ricardo while Felipe watched with joy
Aladdin's Scarf by Krustachos January 1, 2017
the best disney movie ever told
a love story that starts with just one look and three days later they fall in love and are willing to risk their lives just to be together...
valuable lessons are also told in this romance movie... you should always be yourself and you shouldn't lie

it's deep and it evokes emotions...

And Aladdin is Sexy
Aladdin is wicked awesome

and is not a street rat...

aladdin sane 

Aladdin Sane is David Bowie's sixth album. A phenomenal Album, in which he takes on yet another persona.
Aladdin Sane 6th album from David Bowie. Example of another Bowie persona is Ziggy Stardust .
aladdin sane by G.holman September 11, 2016

Aladdin's magic carpet 

When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).

Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?

Jenny: Yeah... sure.

Jafir: Do you trust me?

Jenny: What? ...I guess so.

Jafir: *drops pants*
Aladdin's magic carpet by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009
A member of the &TOTSE BBS who is known as the ring leader of DBDK (Da Big Dik Kru, hi dik dik DBDK 4 LYFE :mad:), and for his Waving Pickle. He has over one gahzillion different user names, but you can almost always spot him from his pickliness and big dickedness.
LordDaemon - "lol hay aludin im calin a emergincee dbdk meetin ova heer u cumming (lol)?"

Aludin - "LOL FUK U! ya k i cum (lol)"

LordDaemon - "hi dik dik DBDK 4 LYFE!"
Aludin by LordDaemon July 25, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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