alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.

If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.

by mimzy December 9, 2008

Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.

Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.

by April from vancouver January 9, 2011

Alaskan jack hammer

When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.

Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer

by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010