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(Noun) Alrik- Someone who chuckles when they see a dead body and doesn't know why. Slugs down whiskey when people are trying to get his attention, and generally doesn't care about your feelings.

(n.) Alrik - Chick magnet, one who attracts females but can't keep them. Specifically who doesn't listen to their own subconscious warnings concerning the opposite sex.

Essentially making Alrik a name, yes, but mostly a term for those who display an amazing amount of apathy, yet are insanely guilty about it. Drinking themselves further into denial.
Alrik kicked the man in the balls hard and as the man dropped to a knee, Alrik jammed his .45 in the poor man's eye. "Say goodnight, dick", he quipped rather uncomically, then pulled the trigger.

Man 1: I know you mean well, but everyone else thinks your an ass!
Alrik: So? *drinks booze, ends discussion*

Girl: OMG you're so dark and mysterious, wanna come to my place?
Alrik: Duh!
*2 months later*
Girl: And don't forget to pick up my tampons when you go out! I'm busy watching TV...and lazy."
Alrik: ...*cocks .45*
Alrik by HiroGuy February 3, 2010
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A great friend and listener. Hottt and thats an understatement. Has a massive cock and knows how and when to use it. Always loaded and ready to whip it out when good times arise.
Hes hung like Alrik
Alrik by charlie96 February 5, 2010
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She Goes Alright 

She goes alright is an Aussie term.

Even though the term sounds like an average compliment, it is actually the worlds highest form of flattery.
Guy1: Hey have you met Laura?
Guy2: No. What is she like?
Guy1: She goes alright.

The Kids Are Alright 

The phrase originally comes from the song "The Kids Are Alright" written by Pete Townshend as part of the English rock band The Who in 1965. While it is not clear that Pete Townshend or The Who intended for this expression to have any profound meaning within the context of their own song, the phrase has been referenced numerous times across all forms of media, usually with the meaning or connotation that "the young generation are doing okay and are going to be just fine".

The phrase, as originally coined by The Who, has been referenced in songs by the Offspring, Fall Out Boy, Bad Religion, Urge Overkill, Lagwagon, Local H, AWOLNATION, The Parlor Mob, Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue, Chloe x Halle, and more. The title of the song was also used as the title of a film and is referenced in the titles of numerous television episodes (e.g. That 70's Show, Supernatural, Ballers, and The Simpsons). It was also used in the Final Fantasy VII novel The Kids Are Alright: A Turks Side Story, the novel having various references to The Who. It is also frequently used in various political headlines and discussions about issues affecting the younger generations.
Adult 1: "I found out yesterday that my kids have never heard of The Who. They thought the expression 'the kids are alright' was invented by someone named Chloe x Halle."

Adult 2: "I'm dying. The words you speak are killing me deep in my heart."

Adult 1: "But then they asked if I would buy them a Led Zeppelin t-shirt."

Adult 2: "Ya know.... maybe the kids are alright."
The Kids Are Alright by Geno 4P July 27, 2021

Afrikaans 

A Western Germanic language that developed in South Africa as a semi-creolised form of Dutch after Dutch colonists settled at the Cape of Good Hope in the 17th Century. It is spoken by over 6 million people as a first language and by a further 6 million as a second language.

The language's name Afrikaans simply means "African" and features a highly regularised, simplified grammar (there are fewer than 5 irregular verbs in the language), double negation (as in French) and pronounciation that is softer and less guttural than modern Dutch. Like English, it has only one gender for nouns (as opposed to two in Dutch).

Afrikaans and Dutch remain mutually intelligible and although the majority of its vocabulary derives from 17th Century Dutch, it has incorporated many words from indigenous and aboriginal Southern African languages (especially KhoiSan, Xhosa and Zulu), as well as Malaysian, French and German, reflecting the phenomenon of South Africa as a melting pot of cultures.

Cut off from Europe, the fledgeling language rapidly evolved unique features. There is strong evidence to suggest that proto-Afrikaans developed as a creole form of Dutch among slaves and servants; indeed, it was known (disparigingly) as "Kitchen Dutch" or "Kombuistaal" (Kitchen Language).

By the 19th Century Afrikaans had developed into a separate language and in the 1920s was formally recognised as an official language (co-equal in status with English) of the Union of South Africa.

As the preferred language of the Apartheid state, the language has been stigmatised in the past as the vehicle of an oppressive regime, most infamously as the cause of the 1976 Soweto Uprising, where several youths died protesting Afrikaans being enforced as the language of instruction in schools (as opposed to English). Today, however, the language has been largely depoliticised and proudly spoken by South Africans of all backgrounds.

Afrikaans has greatly influenced South African English and has contributed several words to modern international English - most famously perhaps "trek" (as in epic journey, as in Star Trek) and "veld" for grassland/savannah.

Following the advent of democracy in 1994, Afrikaans retained its official status along with 10 other languages.
My hand is in warm water - this sentence could be in either English or Afrikaans, means exactly the same and simply differs in pronounciation.
Afrikaans by adals September 6, 2009

Alritelates  

A combination of "alright" and "lates." Usually said in a quick, and high pitched voice. Also usually followed by one or more exclamation points. This word came into existence due to the fact that most males say "alright lates" at the end of a conversation.
I'll call u back, alritelates !!!
Alritelates by Efrain January 22, 2008

Afrikaner 

A term used for those of Dutch, French Huguenot, German Protestant (& others) descent who speak Afrikaans living in Southern Africa: The Republic of South Africa, Botswana & Namibia. The ancestors of Afrikaners arrived in the Cape begining in 1652 & are divided between those in the Cape & those of Voortrekker descent.
He spoke Afrikaans & was native to South Africa considering himself much more African than European hence he must be an Afrikaner.
Afrikaner by Ron Palmer. November 11, 2003
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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