alaik

you're name is malaika. you're doing that tiktok challenge. you're a crazy psychopath who's a tiktok addict and needs help

look this is what comes up when you search alaik on urban dictionary

by idkwhattosay_xo April 18, 2021

Alaiza

Alaiza is a kind hearted very meme and vine obsessed girl who always makes you laugh. She’s the one that you can always count on for anything. Sh won’t let you down! She is one that you have to get to know to like. She’s pretty, cute, and caring. Everyone loves her and is jealous when she is better friends with someone than them. She cares for her friends so so much and will never let them go. Lemme tell you, she’s a keeper!

Alaiza is so funny she gets me laughing my ass off.

by YourBFFMo June 16, 2018

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Alaiyah

Most beautiful,talented,intelligent, kind, spontaneous, girls you’ll bet meet. Loves to dance and joke around. Easy to love once you get through a couple layers, stobborn and may push you away but you have to know that she’ll be okay if you do break through her pushing you away and love her. Friends are very important to her. On a moments notice she’ll do something crazy. Strong willed and can get through anything. Hates Carmex.

“Alaiyah is my freaking BESTFRIEND!!!”

by G.s.r.0.2 October 10, 2017

alaisa

beautiful..she is a girl who never wants to lose her heart is soft as a rose..her friendship will be with honesty and trust she will never breaks anyone's heart she has faced many problems in her life she is a true lover..

her name is alaisa

by alinsiwi April 22, 2016

Alaija

Alaija is probably the best girl you could ever meet!She has a great personality and is a great friend.You can trust her with anything.she is a great girlfriend and a great friend.She does not have to draw attention to her self because everybody is already admiring her.she has the perfect body.big boobs and big butt.She is very indepent and doesnt very often ask for help. You can trust her.she will give you the best sex.she keeps her hair & nails done and is extremely intelligent. She will provide for her man at any cost. Alaija is literally the best.

It doesnt get better thanalaija.

by Young g.o.a.t💯 July 24, 2017

Alain

This guy know you're full of shit

Don't try to impress Alain because he knows you are full of shit

by Dr Marvin Candle November 23, 2021