An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

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Alaye

A code phrase africa-based internet scammers use in texts to find out if you're also a scammer.

Scammer: please send me $300 so I can invest it and make you millions
Person:wait is this a scam
Scammer: absolutely not
Scammer: alaye

Alaye by Marshywaters June 5, 2021

Aladeen

Aladeen has many meanings, such as positive and negative, which causes a lot of confusion.

Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
the aladeen news...?
you are hiv-aladeen

Aladeen by aladeen December 10, 2012

aljean

Related to the word Jeane (which is a beautiful human being).

Aljean is the sister of a beautiful lady, Jeane.

aljean by Cynthia.com June 7, 2021

Alajah

Nice but don’t take Shiii from NOBODY, smart, lit, cute asf never catch her slacking,funny a caring person, friendly, but kinda shy, LOYAL ,ALWAYS WEAAAK, and sometimes petty and throw SHADDEE,but be in her feelings sometimes..

Alajah is sooo petty

Alajah by Beendatbihh.01 November 18, 2017

alajiah

Alajiah is beautiful girl who will most likely say she isn't but we all know she is she has mixed emotions all the time she can be mean and nice shell have a perfect body with a big butt, although once you get to know her you'll fall in love with her if your lucky to date her you'll love her forever and she will act shy but deep down she loves you too alajiah loves to be spoiled and love so if find alajiah show lots of love shell show it back

Alajiah was so beautiful today I shall bring some beautiful flowers to her shell love it.

alajiah by Walton01 November 5, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026