alaje
A guy with a big dick he is very loving , cares for his friends, but crazy , isn’t afraid of anyone loves fighting.. Also very funny , Athletic
alaje by Clackincheeks May 13, 2018
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Ba’alaket
An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”
“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”
“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”
“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
Alaye
Scammer: please send me $300 so I can invest it and make you millions
Person:wait is this a scam
Scammer: absolutely not
Scammer: alaye
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Scammer: absolutely not
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Alajah
Nice but don’t take Shiii from NOBODY, smart, lit, cute asf never catch her slacking,funny a caring person, friendly, but kinda shy, LOYAL ,ALWAYS WEAAAK, and sometimes petty and throw SHADDEE,but be in her feelings sometimes..
Alajah by Beendatbihh.01 November 18, 2017
alajiah
Alajiah is beautiful girl who will most likely say she isn't but we all know she is she has mixed emotions all the time she can be mean and nice shell have a perfect body with a big butt, although once you get to know her you'll fall in love with her if your lucky to date her you'll love her forever and she will act shy but deep down she loves you too alajiah loves to be spoiled and love so if find alajiah show lots of love shell show it back