n. A girl who's name can be shortened to Al (Allie, Alexandra, Allison, Ali, etc.) she's a girl you take home to your parents. She is blonde, short and has the chest of pre-pubescent middle schooler. She likes songs that she can dance to but also belt out in the car (boys bands and Taylor swift). Baby Al loves animals to the point of obsession. Her favorite color is glitter with pink being a close second. She often "woos" at the bar whilst dancing in circles, typically while holding another baby Al.
Adj. can also be used to describe one of Baby Al's favorite things.
"Saw Baby Al dancing to Grease at the bar last night"
Adj. a teeny bopper song typically popular in the early 2000's comes on the radio to which one would reply "this is such a baby Al song"
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.