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He don’t miss.

( He is one of the funniest humans on the planet, Also He should’ve been verified )
AceVane don’t miss.
AceVane by AceVane November 23, 2021
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akeva • Akela • Aeva • Akiva • akesa • akeeah • akegaze • Akera • akeya • aneva

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

akivascheme 

A completely ridiculous, unrealistic and rather hair-brained idea that will get you nowhere in the business world regardless of how enthusiastic your superior may be when dictating it to you. In fact, it gets you three steps behind in what you were actually doing.
My boss called me on my day off and asked me to call 10 major banks from 10 different cities and tell them to sponsor us with $10k each, then buy 100 raffles tickets each, promote us in their mailing, and in return we'd put little mentions of the banks on the flyers for our fair.....man...it was such an akivascheme"
akivascheme by Billy Bad Breaks July 20, 2009
Aevan is a trustworthy, funny, beautiful, and an adventure seeking friend. She loves things that get her adrenaline up and she’s usually good at sports. If you ever meet an Aevan keep her around, she has your back and is never fake, you can always trust her and she can make you laugh and she’s extremely sarcastic.
Aevan is one of the funniest people I know her sense of humor is great.
Aevan by HeE_heE_trash June 18, 2019
A female who loves unconditionally. When she loves she loves hard. She's very beautiful and attracts a lot of men. Akeya's tend to be very jealous when it comes to their partner and is very stubborn when things doesn't go their way. They're the ones who will stick with you through thick and thin and always be a good friend to cry on. They also have scrumptious bodies. She is a girl that will blow your mind with their intelligence and amazingly gorgeous looks. They are very rare, so when you find yourself an Akeya never let her go
“Aye dude, you gotta get yourself an Akeya.”
Akeya by butterflybxtch March 14, 2015
Akera's are sweet and loving girl who would just about do anything for their friends, family and hubby/boyfriend.

She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.

She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.

Which isnt fair.

If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.

Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.

And girls sometimes wish they were her.

Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.

She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy
Everyone loves and wants to a be a Akera
Akera by kissable_ November 29, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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