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ajkula
a home bred half human/half fish with a rather very distinctive & large jaw-line that could dicapitate a fully grown human in one go...
if anyone has frequent contact with this half man/fish please be carefull as they are very adgitated & agressive when called by the name of Ajkula/Jaws & recent discoveries show that it's maiden Human form name is Raso
if anyone has frequent contact with this half man/fish please be carefull as they are very adgitated & agressive when called by the name of Ajkula/Jaws & recent discoveries show that it's maiden Human form name is Raso
ajkula by timothy Taylor February 15, 2009
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Smack a juul
#1 IM trynna skip class and smack a juul.
#2 Ay zap, I got this cucumber pod and I wanna smack the fuck outta ur juul.
#2 Ay zap, I got this cucumber pod and I wanna smack the fuck outta ur juul.
Smack a juul by ushi666 November 9, 2017
Shoulda Had a Juul
A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.
“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he shoulda had a juul.”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he shoulda had a juul.”
Shoulda Had a Juul by PatPat Patterson June 13, 2018
aujulea
person 1: hey, wanna go roller skating tonight?
Aujulea: nah, I found a Dear Evan Hansen bootleg that I need to watch!
person 1: uh. what??
Aujulea: ahaha, it's nothing! Plus I need to catch up on Voltron: Legendary Defender. The new season just came out! *runs off*
person 1: uh what just happened?
Aujulea: nah, I found a Dear Evan Hansen bootleg that I need to watch!
person 1: uh. what??
Aujulea: ahaha, it's nothing! Plus I need to catch up on Voltron: Legendary Defender. The new season just came out! *runs off*
person 1: uh what just happened?
aujulea by InLastPlace May 27, 2018
staining a juul
Me: YO, I stained that ugly ass nigga caleb daniels for his juul at union square.
Nahmir: I love staining a juul!
Nahmir: I love staining a juul!
staining a juul by BenBallerNoJohnnyDang January 4, 2018
Eat a juul pod
Eat a juul pod by BiggerDinosaurus April 5, 2019
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