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Psychotic and has weird dreams. Often sexy, likes tropical colours and usually trips on air. Aitloons have a tendency to trip and fall, walk into doors, and beat people who disagrees with them. They are emotionally unstable and need cuddles and therapy on occasions. If you are friends with an Aitloon they will protect and make braids out of your hair after it has departed with the scalp.
“Your such an Aitloon”
“Hah, Aitloon”
aitloo by Wheezy_E May 20, 2021
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AITOOJOTT?

Acronym meaning: Am I The Only One Jerking Off To This?
Used when viewing moderately pornographic material or alternatively when the suggestion that the material viewed might be construed as sexually arousing for comic affect.
"WOW, look at the funbags on her. AITOOJOTT?"
or
when viewing some gory pictures of a car crash for example, "AITOOJOTT?"
AITOOJOTT? by Banjoman August 15, 2003

priceless airloom 

Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.
Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.
priceless airloom by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Jason: Dude, I love ground coffee beans on my toast. AITOO?
Jake: Yes you freak, you definitely are.
AITOO by Pahiro August 31, 2012

AITOOJOTT?

Wow, look at the funbags on her! AITOOJOTT?
AITOOJOTT? by Banjoman August 15, 2003
Shorthand for "Am I The Only One". Can be followed by terms such as "-that thinks...", "-who is...", "-who can.." etc.
As an example; "AITOO who actually is saddened by her actions."
AITOO by Grangren_ May 4, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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