Airport Marriot

When your living out of your car and you have a friend who lets you store some of your car load at their house, thus giving you more room in your car. Airport Marriot is conducted when you go to their house and organize your stuff, moving stuff in and out from your different car suitcases super loud and kinda like and arrogant asshole. Usually done at some ungodly hour like when your friend is trying to sleep before work.

Oh hey you, AIRPORT MARRIOT!!! You know I have to get up at work at 3:00am, right? Alrighty, (turning over in bed) goodnight!

Airport Marriot by anonymous November 19, 2022

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airport marriot

When a female booty call comes to spend the night and wastes the whole evening preparing for sex . The evening ending with you master baiting alone and falling asleep while she is trying on sexy clothing from muiltiple bags unable to find what matches her mood.

I was thinking her and I were going to have sex but she was busy playing airport marriot with her suitcases , hair,makeup, and lingerie. After 2am I rubbed one off and fell asleep alone.

airport marriot by brickeycrow November 5, 2017

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Los Angeles Airport Marriott

A Marriott Hotel located close to Los Angeles International Airport. Most people who stay there are businessmen and tourists who needs to catch a morning flight. People can often look out the window to watch airplanes land.

I have a 6 AM flight home from Los Angeles so I decided to stay at Los Angeles Airport Marriott so I won't risk missing my flight.

Los Angeles Airport Marriott by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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