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air penis 

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.
air penis by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010
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Air Pentre 

A colloquial term used to describe a basketball star, usually spotted in Wales, known for incredible athleticism (hang time), unrivalled skill and offensively scruffy hair. Air Pentre can usually identified by the so-called "Ronaldo trick" and persistent denial that he was born, and continues to live in, Pentre.

It is strongly advised not to anger Air Pentre unless you possess a reasonable level of skill and athleticism as he has been known to dunk on even his team mates.

The term can be used to describe any unnecessary tricks, accidental display of athletic prowess or general foolishness when playing sport, see example below.
The White LeBron: "Did you just see what happened to Capt. Cock?"
Timmy: "Yeah he fell over himself, did a backflip and headed the ball into the basket!"
The White LeBron: "Yeah, complete Air Pentre!"
Timmy: "LAD"
Air Pentre by LADiator11 January 8, 2011

Air Penis 

A form of corporate communication (sign language) whereby one uses their hand movements to mimic the placement and pleasure of a penis.
Common examples if Air Penis include:

Fuck nose - copulation of ones nose with your fist

Wanker - copulation / stroke movements around ones groin area

Life Saver / Dick Head - with one hand cocked towards the back of ones head, the other is randomly throwing out rope from ones forehead
Air Penis by Rashanyn April 17, 2014

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026