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air penis 

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.
air penis by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010
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Air Pentre 

A colloquial term used to describe a basketball star, usually spotted in Wales, known for incredible athleticism (hang time), unrivalled skill and offensively scruffy hair. Air Pentre can usually identified by the so-called "Ronaldo trick" and persistent denial that he was born, and continues to live in, Pentre.

It is strongly advised not to anger Air Pentre unless you possess a reasonable level of skill and athleticism as he has been known to dunk on even his team mates.

The term can be used to describe any unnecessary tricks, accidental display of athletic prowess or general foolishness when playing sport, see example below.
The White LeBron: "Did you just see what happened to Capt. Cock?"
Timmy: "Yeah he fell over himself, did a backflip and headed the ball into the basket!"
The White LeBron: "Yeah, complete Air Pentre!"
Timmy: "LAD"
Air Pentre by LADiator11 January 8, 2011

Air Penis 

A form of corporate communication (sign language) whereby one uses their hand movements to mimic the placement and pleasure of a penis.
Common examples if Air Penis include:

Fuck nose - copulation of ones nose with your fist

Wanker - copulation / stroke movements around ones groin area

Life Saver / Dick Head - with one hand cocked towards the back of ones head, the other is randomly throwing out rope from ones forehead
Air Penis by Rashanyn April 17, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004