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mid-air blowjob
an act of fellatio between a pseudo-gay bear, and a cub in which the bear holds up the cub in both arms in mid-air, and proceeds to fellate the younger cub.
Blowing ones load is optional.
Blowing ones load is optional.
did you just give him a mid-air blowjob?
My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
mid-air blowjob by B. Dang October 22, 2009
Blowing air
Not to be confused with blowing farts or passing gas.
Blowing air is when a man has cum so many times in such a short space of time that he's got nothing left in the locker to ejaculate but air. It hurts, but the end result can be spectacularly mind numbing in its intensity.
A male experiencing the contractions of orgasmic release without ejaculating is steeped in 5000 years of ancient Chinese folklore. According to eastern practitioners, male orgasm with ejaculation is one fleeting moment of intense and even excruciating pleasure. On the other hand, the ability to orgasm without ejaculation is said to be a continual rolling expansion of the orgasm, with emensley heightened ecstasy.
Unfortunately, to learn this art, a man would need to spend years at an eastern ashram, performing spiritual and physical exercises designed to develop the skill. The reason this art is so rare in western cultures is that most modern men see something patently wrong with some old, foul-smelling, skinny, toothless, bearded Swami freak wearing nothing but a turban and a loin cloth touching their perineum point for demonstration purposes.
Warning: any user of the term should be aware that this phrase may be perceived in some circles to be crude or vulgar. In these situations, saying 'passing air' would be more politically correct.
Blowing air is when a man has cum so many times in such a short space of time that he's got nothing left in the locker to ejaculate but air. It hurts, but the end result can be spectacularly mind numbing in its intensity.
A male experiencing the contractions of orgasmic release without ejaculating is steeped in 5000 years of ancient Chinese folklore. According to eastern practitioners, male orgasm with ejaculation is one fleeting moment of intense and even excruciating pleasure. On the other hand, the ability to orgasm without ejaculation is said to be a continual rolling expansion of the orgasm, with emensley heightened ecstasy.
Unfortunately, to learn this art, a man would need to spend years at an eastern ashram, performing spiritual and physical exercises designed to develop the skill. The reason this art is so rare in western cultures is that most modern men see something patently wrong with some old, foul-smelling, skinny, toothless, bearded Swami freak wearing nothing but a turban and a loin cloth touching their perineum point for demonstration purposes.
Warning: any user of the term should be aware that this phrase may be perceived in some circles to be crude or vulgar. In these situations, saying 'passing air' would be more politically correct.
This gorgeous little cinnamon skinned fantasy girl straddled my thighs, then fucked the life out of me for hours on the two seater couch. She made me cum so hard and so often that by the time she was finished, I was blowing air.
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Blowing air by L&G Conversations December 4, 2009
blowing air up my ass
Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
blowing air up my ass by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
Airblown
1. The act in which you are receiving oral sex and your partner talks instead of finishing.
2. Your partner stops giving you oral sex and starts talking about your relationship problems, never finishing what they started.
2. Your partner stops giving you oral sex and starts talking about your relationship problems, never finishing what they started.
My girlfriend was giving me some great head, but I ended up getting airblown, she wouldn't shut up about how great she looked the other night.
Airblown by Reed Dicule December 5, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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