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A family name that is rooted in Michigan,Georgia,Pennsylvania,and Ney York. The name is dated and traced back in to the 1600's. Currently, the name is much less common than it was in the past and is the most common in Bay City, Michigan. Early records indicate it first appeared in Pennsylvania.

The name Aikens means "the son of little Ad". Ad is the name for a pet or animal named after Adam.
The Aikens family has lived in the United States for many years.
Aikens by aikensfamily April 29, 2011

Clay Aikens

clay like poop that when it comes out it really aikens your butt hole
I ate a lot of pizza for dinner and later that night I had the worst case of clay aikens
Clay Aikens by Broshack October 23, 2005

Christian Aitkens 

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

clay aiken 

Be proud to be gay. Don't be a clay aiken.
clay aiken by bonitas October 21, 2008

Arthur McKay Christian aitkens 

Arthur mckay Christian aitkens are in love with each other, their blood brothers, leave them be, can't stop their feelings, hope they marry secretly

clay aiken 

When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
dude i know jerome gave you a clay aiken last night
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