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A professional con man from the death not series. His alias is Eraldo Coil and he has social skills. He kind of looks like Kurt Cobain
Hi, I’m Aiber I’m a conman.
aiber by LJames2299 May 28, 2022
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Aberkânerie 

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)
A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.
Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022

abercrombie sucks 

They suck. There clothes all look the same. They put their logos on every piece of clothing they make, and they don't make clothes that fit overweight people, which is cruel to some people. All of the so called "cool" kids wear them. Most of them just listen to one direction because the majority of the people that wear them are teenage girls. That is basically about it.
I saw a girl wearing abercombie on youtube. She had one direction posters everywhere. Case Closed. Abercrombie sucks.
abercrombie sucks by DrummerMan November 22, 2013
An agbero is an evolved more aggressive version of roadmen and they will not hesitate to use a broken bottle on you if you don't give them want. If you see one slowly back away then run for your life. Run b*tch run. They are located in every part of Africa and some parts of Asia but Asian ones are stupid and can be easily bribed but are still fast and can track you down by scent alone.
AHH I BE THE NUMBER ONE AGBERO OF THIS AREA DONT COME NEA ME OR I GO STAB YOU O
agbero by The thug expert February 1, 2020

abergavenny 

The place where you’ll find some of the poshest people in all of wales and some of the dirtiest walk through town and it’s like Buckingham palace go up past bailey park it’s like the ghettos
“Where did you get your drugs”
“Got them from the drug ring in the posh town of Abergavenny”

Abercrombie's Hitch 

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.
Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.

Abertridwr 

Abertridwr is the greatest town in Wales, hands down. The short name for Abertridwr is Aber and is Commonly mis-pronounced as “Aa-ba”, however in the welsh accent it is actually pronounced “Are-ber”. Abertridwr also produces the greatest food in all of Caerphilly, with a kebab shop, Chinese shop, the chippy and sam’s grill house, it is untouchable. Abertridwr owns the bronze artwork, which is the perfect landmark to sit by whilst eating your doner kebab from the kebab shop. The final thing about Abertridwr is the park. Named “Aber park” the park owns the local library and also, the football (soccer) club.
Person 1 : Hey, what’s up butt? You wanna go Abertridwr park after school?
Person 2 : yeah! that’s the best park in Caerphilly!
Abertridwr by Wales_123 February 29, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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