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When you’re trying to spell shit but you misspell it
Tom: Hey did you look up Shit on Urban Dictionary?
Brad: No I spelled ahit on accident
ahit by Broskyguy May 2, 2019
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ahoit • ahoyt • ahite • adoita • ahitana • ahoi • aholt • Aoitocottect • .ayoitslani • Acoitant
When your friend tries to write the word “short” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”
Bec ur boys ahort
Ahort by Ahort. February 3, 2018
An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019

Boke-Ahontus 

Boke is commonly used in Northern Ireland slang to replace the verb "vomit", which can be the result to feeling physically or mentally ill. More times than others it is not physically seen.
Ahontus is derived from the Virginia Indian chief's daughter Pocahontas, a delightful young woman who was especially intune with Mother Nature, animals and Willow Trees.

Therefore a "boke-ahontus" implies a person who can not control their mother nature calling to want to vomit A LOT.
Sorry, I can't meet up for coffee, the amount of work I have to do makes me feel like boke-ahontus

Last night I was boke-ahontus
Boke-Ahontus by Jane-Yes December 8, 2010

Samatoki Aohitsugi 

A character from the project Hypnosis Mic. He is currently a member of MAD TRIGGER CREW along with Jyuto Iruma and Riou Mason Busujima. He used to be in the famous rap group The Dirty Dawg until they split up.
Watashi wa Samatoki Aohitsugi sama desu.
Ass Hole of the Year
Brett Favre was named 2010 AHOTY for his full body of work.
AHOTY by ratinacage March 10, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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