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When you already text so much that you don't need to look down to see what you're typing
Hey jofb. Gigurrd out how ro airtext
Airtext by Jojo11215 August 12, 2015
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airtight seal 

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.
She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.
airtight seal by beanpole July 25, 2006
When you’re trying to spell shit but you misspell it
Tom: Hey did you look up Shit on Urban Dictionary?
Brad: No I spelled ahit on accident
ahit by Broskyguy May 2, 2019
When your friend tries to write the word “short” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”
Bec ur boys ahort
Ahort by Ahort. February 3, 2018

Airternet 

Using the internet, mid-flight
Guy: How was your flight man?

Other Guy: Really good, the airternet connection made the time fly by. I was on youtube for the whole flight.
Airternet by dsl7272 January 24, 2010

airtight 

Practice of filling all 3 orifices of a female by either penis, or objects.
A penis in the ass, pussy and mouth at the same time, or a combination of penis and vibrator/dildo.
My wife likes to be made airtight by having my cock in her mouth, a plug in her ass, and a vibrator in her pussy.
airtight by Slugster August 30, 2005
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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