ahirt

A special type of shirt that is covered in poopoo and sometimes also peepee

Zach likes to where is ahirt with is dingle berry pants

by Dr. Knowstuffs August 7, 2023

Airtext

When you already text so much that you don't need to look down to see what you're typing

Hey jofb. Gigurrd out how ro airtext

by Jojo11215 August 12, 2015

airtight seal

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.

She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.

by beanpole July 25, 2006

ahit

When you’re trying to spell shit but you misspell it

Tom: Hey did you look up Shit on Urban Dictionary?
Brad: No I spelled ahit on accident

by Broskyguy May 2, 2019

Ahort

When your friend tries to write the word “short” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”

Bec ur boys ahort

by Ahort. February 3, 2018

Airternet

Using the internet, mid-flight

Guy: How was your flight man?

Other Guy: Really good, the airternet connection made the time fly by. I was on youtube for the whole flight.

by dsl7272 January 24, 2010

airtight

Practice of filling all 3 orifices of a female by either penis, or objects.
A penis in the ass, pussy and mouth at the same time, or a combination of penis and vibrator/dildo.

My wife likes to be made airtight by having my cock in her mouth, a plug in her ass, and a vibrator in her pussy.

by Slugster August 30, 2005