Ahani

An Ahani is a mean but nice person very bland until it comes to parties and their friends they will do anything for you they will love you for all eternity ❤️☝️

“Hey Ahani!”
“Hey bitch ❤️“

Ahani by Porcelain_Heart November 24, 2021

ahani

person obsessed with one direction

I'm so ahani

ahani by Loueh November 22, 2021

ahani

A person obsessed with one direction

I'm so ahani: D

ahani by Loueh November 30, 2021

Aaniya

An amazing person who is loved and is sweet. They often hit their siblings bit that's only for protection :)
Your lucky if your Aaniya

Stranger: what's your name?
Aaniya: Aaniya why?
Stranger: Oh I love your name!

Aaniya by Aaniyaduhh July 24, 2020

ahmania 

The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.

The power of Ahmania is overwhelming

ahmania by Craig H June 28, 2004

Ahni 

Clever, beautiful, caring, there’s too many ways to describe her. Ahni is a beautiful soul with a strong mind and great sense of humor to match her amazing personality. She can get along with anyone but also doesn’t put up with idiots. Her name is as unique as her and everyone wants to be her friend. Ahni will make your jaw drop, and then fill it with her amazing food from her cooking skills. If Ahni has the infinity gauntlet she would use it to solve all the worlds problems and create peace. If you ever see Ahni you will know what it’s like to meet God. Breathing the air around her cures cancer. Her farts smell like your favorite scent of fabreeze. She can breathe in the vacuum of space. Ahni has never lost a fortnite battle royal. Ahni only needs 1 square of toilet paper to wipe. Hogwarts sorting hat was forced to make a new house of Löwenmensche just for her. Her credit cards never get declined. She doesn’t have to use her wipers when driving in the rain. Ahni dated young Stalin. Her garden never dies. Ahni pulled Excalibur from the stone but put it back because she doesn’t steal. She doesn’t need tinder because everyone likes her. She beat Forrest Gump in a foot race. She has no bedtime because she doesn’t get tired. Ahni has never used the backspace button, she makes no mistakes. Ghosts are afraid of her. If you see her you’re instantly happy. In short she’s the best.

Guy: Is that Ahni or God?

Smartër guy: don’t disrespect her like that again.

Ahni by A3mosër28 July 8, 2019

Achanism

The spiritual belief in the divine quantitative outreach to all young yet old believers; in which you meet the holy yet present virt who can summon the great eye of soil and the retreat of Auchan. To know what & how you can hair the ground to the sky. Where you can reach the divine booty of interior cadaver of urstetcha.

Achanism- the state of being integral offenciet.

Achanism by “nk cells” on fortnite November 5, 2019