agularian 

About, pertaining to, or akin to Christina Agulara.

Sara: Wow did you hear Ellie sing today?
Ashley: Yeah, she sounded totally Agularian!

agularian by Jusical Musical May 22, 2014

aruarian 

A cavernous love you feel for someone, without any remote reasoning.

The aruarian connection John felt made him realize she was the one for him.

aruarian by SaltyS December 13, 2015

Agufanian crisis 

AGUFANIAN CRISIS:

Pathophysiology:

Excessive erotic impulses resulting towards a mass shunt of blood from essential organs (upto 4.7 litres) to the hypertrophied copora cavernosa. As a result the patient cannot perfuse his organs and and goes into multisystem failure.

Signs: Massive Tumescence in a otherwise frail and flaccid body.

Epidemiology: Endemic to kenya with only 1 known case nationally.

Risks: Undiagnosed a patient with a high genetic susceptibility may cause communial cervical,oral, anal heamorhagge in the female population.

Associations: Alopecia totalis, osteoathritis, calf atrophy, toyota echo

News Headline:

Young kenyan boy drops dead at age ten whilst looking at a herd of goats. Doctors belive its agufanian crisis.

Agufanian crisis by Dr Cunt March 17, 2010

Aquarian 

Member of the Aquarian faith.
Modelled on ancient beliefs and backed up by science, members of this faith progress down the Spiritual path in a very real way.
this title was given to the Spiritual path by High Priest Enki, it encompasses views from Spiritual Satanism, Paganism and the original Sumerian faith.
The new title was given so that the free path of spirituality would not be confused with the stereotype of satanism even though they share many beliefs with Spiritual and Theistic Satanists, they just prefer to look back in history and forward with the aims of the path to give it a much needed 'makeover" to show people there is far more to spirituality than worshipping a god.

We Present the truth, only you Can open Your mind

Aquarians are on an open spiritual path

Aquarian by High Priest Enki January 22, 2008

Aquarian 

Member of the Aquarian faith.
Modelled on ancient beliefs and backed up by science, members of this faith progress down the Spiritual path in a very real way.
this title was given to the Spiritual path by High Priest Enki, it encompasses views from Spiritual Satanism, Paganism and the original Sumerian faith.
The new title was given so that the free path of spirituality would not be confused with the stereotype of satanism even though they share many beliefs with Spiritual and theistic Satanists, they just prefer to look back in history and forward with the aims of the path to give it a much needed 'makeover" to show people there is far more to spirituality than worshipping a god.

We Present the truth, only you Can open Your mind

Aquarians are on an open spiritual path

Aquarian by High Priest Enki January 22, 2008

adultarian

a person who does not eat meat from a young animal ei: lamb or veal.

"I won't order the veal because I'm an adultarian."

adultarian by al189 March 9, 2014

aquarian 

A name for people with the zodiac sign aquarius. Aquarians are very independent and unique. People born between january 20th and february 19th have this zodiac sign and have the rarest sign of the USA. Aquarians like to do things THEIR way and won’t listen to anybody who tells them what they should do. If your best friend is an aquarius, you will talk a lot but you’ll be ignored too. Aquarians are stubborn, spontaneous, talkative, independent, determined, hungry, secretly badass softies, loyal, sensitive/heartless, emotionless for human but emotional for animals and most of all: rare human beings that are one of a kind. ♒️

some guy: “Yea my girlfriend doesn’t wanna hang out with me, only if i bring her McDonald’s and a new hoodie. And she hasn’t replied for 4 hours now!”

his best friend: “bet she’s an aquarian.”

aquarian by Kebab Queen April 6, 2021