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agrotist 

a person who is excessively conceited or self-absorbed in the science or practice of farming, including cultivation of the soil for the growing of crops and the rearing of animals to provide food, wool, and other products. First conceived on the popular liberty podcast: Black Sheep Rising.
My next door neighbor the agrotist is always trying to interest me in fresh eggs and produce from his backyard garden.
agrotist by Black Sheep Rising July 28, 2014
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argotist 

someone who uses a lot of underground jargon and slang in when talking about a specific topic
When Frank starts talking politics he can be a bit of an argotist- always throwing out words like 'neocons', 'PACs', and 'the 1%'. It's like he's speaking a foreign language.
argotist by DittoMorph September 2, 2012
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Second name generally for geeks that don't leave the house. Agrotis finds it fun to boast about lies. A keen liar who used to have long hair. Agrotis likes crap music such as "muse" and claims that he can turn on men by bending over
Name: Luke Agrotis
Sentence: You are such an Agrotis

Theres Agrotis. RUN
Agrotis by TrollerBurt October 31, 2011

agrotism 

being full of destrutive, alchohic behavior.
Oh no look at Bob shooting bb's at people again. He's so full of agrotism.
agrotism by not Bob November 2, 2004

Agrotystical 

Use this to describe someone who is aggressive. In other words this means bitch
That guy is agrotystical. Fuck him
Agrotystical by yoakahontas March 13, 2020
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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