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agitating bar 

The male genitalia.
I am going to ram my exceptionally large agitating bar in your natural pocket (see "nature's pocket").
agitating bar by Cylyk November 5, 2002

Agitating the gravel 

Getting the hell out of dodge
Leaving in a hurry
When 5'oclock came around, everybody was agitating the gravel to get to the club.
Agitating the gravel by Uncle Rey August 28, 2011

Agitational

When you're pissed and want to do something about it. (Agitated + Confrontational = Agitational)
Beatrice called an agitational Judith a filthy skank; Judith wanted to curb-stomp Beatrice's punk-ass.
Agitational by jesus_shuttlesworth January 19, 2010

Agitation 

n. The state of being irritated, frustrated, annoyed, or moody.
Being continuously bothered by someone who asks blatantly obvious questions which they should know the answer to is agitation
Agitation by Godofgamers October 10, 2008

igitating 

when someone gets on your nerves and is a moron they are igitating.
when you won't stop laughing while someone tells you not to. that's igitating
igitating by Lorie Pipenger June 14, 2004

gentle agitation 

Gently giving yourself a tug before full blown capitulation.
Shannon was alone on Sunday night so he started giving himself a bit of gentle agitation.
gentle agitation by laserpride March 10, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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