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Agent Dark Bootie 

When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.
I'm about to Agent Dark Bootie that hoe!

agent drex 

the process of eliminating any fecal matter that may have accumulated in the brain leading to CRSS (cant remember shit syndrome)
I had to agent drex this morning so I wouldnt forget where I work
agent drex by Agent Drex January 7, 2005

Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny 

absolute god/unit, most annoying thing on planet (almost, the British tiger is more)
my man, what's good Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

Hug An Agent Day 

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from [the matrix] and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess
P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass
Hug An Agent Day by Bambianca March 10, 2023

Argent D’nur 

Planet of the Night Sentinels
Ever heard of what happened to Argent D’nur?

double agent 

Someone who is friends with 2 people/sides that don't like each other. And will share gossip from each side with the other.
I thought April was my friend but she told Erika I called her a cow. I think she's playing double agent.