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Ageless Beauty
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016
whore-a-gel
A gelatinous product used to temporarily numb the throat of a female, thus inhibiting the gag reflex...and providing for a better evening. When used as directed, this product has also been known to reduce inhibitions and morals, as well as create an acute reduction in clear thought.
Whore-a-gel...the best oral I ever got!
I was skeemin on this bitch for a hot beej, and she just wasn't feelin it. I whipped out the whore-a-gel and rubbed it on her glass when she wasn't lookin, and before I knew it, I was balls deep in tonsil.
I was skeemin on this bitch for a hot beej, and she just wasn't feelin it. I whipped out the whore-a-gel and rubbed it on her glass when she wasn't lookin, and before I knew it, I was balls deep in tonsil.
whore-a-gel by MIKESAM August 4, 2007
Running a Gel
While wearing a lab coat and a face mask, you pour a 3% agarose gel on your girl. You attach electrodes to your girl's nipples, and have sex with her on the gel under a UV light. Right before you cum, you pull out and cum on her stomach, revealing distinct bands of glow-in-the-dark cum.
"Hey guys...I heard last night Special K was running a gel with that new intern and made her cum four times in a row!"
Running a Gel by Samuel Woodward, III April 15, 2008
Agela
Weird E-Girl that simps for a 11 year old kid named Explicy. She is also a catfish and really a 30 year old dude.
Agela by Bestie Wesite August 24, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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