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Afthab is the coolest kid in the world. He is amazing and hawt. He likes tarantulas. The end
Afthab is Afthab
afthab by bobthedestroyerlol69 October 10, 2013
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afthavithm 

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.
Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

Anthahoe 

A boy who cheats on girls with the road. He rides the road harder than his girls. He likes to suck a lot of chodes. And he has a major chode. No one likes an Anthahoe, he’s a major fuck boy.
What an anthahoe... he’s on snap maps again on the road. HES ridin it harder than his gurls😩😩
Anthahoe by AnthahoeHater August 4, 2018
The cutest guy ever existed with muscles like GOKU and every girl wants him but he only loves one of them.
girl one- whos that guy he is so aftah

girl two- i know im soo horny

girl one - i want him soo bad

girl two- i heard he only loves one girl

girl one- nooooo :'(
Aftah by theguywhowrotethis123456 August 17, 2012

afthavithm 

(not to be confused with atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products (said overconsumption of pork is strictly defined between said individual and G-d).

N.B: Left untreated, this disease, inevitably, will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular fission, disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?

father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from afthavithm and their condition is left untreated.
afthavithm by Uncle Dimma January 23, 2013

afthavithm 

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products.

N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
son: if Jews and Muslims can't be Excommunicated from their religious communities, what happens to them afterwards?

father: spiritually they suffer from afthavithm; their condition is left untreated and their soul dies over time.
afthavithm by Uncle Dimma September 8, 2013