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The cutest guy ever existed with muscles like GOKU and every girl wants him but he only loves one of them.
girl one- whos that guy he is so aftah

girl two- i know im soo horny

girl one - i want him soo bad

girl two- i heard he only loves one girl

girl one- nooooo :'(
Aftah by theguywhowrotethis123456 August 17, 2012
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A name usually given to the most handsome and charming human being on the planet. He is loving and caring but doesn't show it to the outside world.
He is so Aftab, yaar , ithink so i love him
Aftab by The dark assasino January 17, 2018
Related Words
Aftah aftab Afrah Aflah afthavithm aftaab Aftan aitäh altaholic atahan
Afthab is the coolest kid in the world. He is amazing and hawt. He likes tarantulas. The end
Afthab is Afthab
afthab by bobthedestroyerlol69 October 10, 2013
The hottest girl in the world, she is super kind and will always 1-up you in anything. No matter how hard you try you will always fall in love with her and she will blind you with her love. She is point blank amazing and the best person in the world.
"Have you heard of Afrah? She's so amazing and I love her"
Afrah by gil.bert December 31, 2020

hypotolerance aftaurofecesism

Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of

The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.

This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:

1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit

2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.

3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
I was recently diagnosed with hypotolerance aftaurofecesism.
Number 1 ,sexy,hot,cute,all girls like him, smart.bright future
Aflah is kind
Aflah by Godyxhodohd November 24, 2021
An amazing and beautiful girl with the purist and sweetest heart. She's a woman that carries a lot of definitions, but none describes her a hundred percent accurately, it always lacks the true meaning, her stubborn nature is not annoying but attractive, she owns the honesty of innocent children, and the beauty of angels. Everyone loves afsah, she's beautiful, trustworthy and honest!
Afsah is the best friend ever!
afsah by Afsah March 4, 2019
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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