Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap

After Fap Regrets by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011

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After fart

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass

Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants

After fart by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009

after fap nap

The act of taking that sweet and relaxing nap after fapping.

Jack fapped and once he finished, he took an after fap nap.

after fap nap by firewolf88 October 17, 2010

after forever

A Dutch metal band founded by Sander Gommans and Mark Jansen.

The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009

Bob: Holy shit, that was the best album I've ever heard!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!

after forever by AfterForever April 13, 2014

After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

After Funk by Totsjeal May 1, 2010

After Fart

The little fart that always follows after you let a massive one rip.

"Man, you only heard the fart, the after fart was waaaay better."

After Fart by Goffray June 30, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026