After F 

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!

I keep this shit after F

After F by TundraBoy September 13, 2017

After Fap Regrets 

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.

Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap

After Fap Regrets by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011

After fart 

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass

Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants

After fart by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009

after fap nap 

The act of taking that sweet and relaxing nap after fapping.

Jack fapped and once he finished, he took an after fap nap.

after fap nap by firewolf88 October 17, 2010

after forever

A Dutch metal band founded by Sander Gommans and Mark Jansen.

The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009

Bob: Holy shit, that was the best album I've ever heard!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!

after forever by AfterForever April 13, 2014

After Funk 

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

After Funk by Totsjeal May 1, 2010

After Fart 

The little fart that always follows after you let a massive one rip.

"Man, you only heard the fart, the after fart was waaaay better."

After Fart by Goffray June 30, 2009