Adapted 

Hey you know what's even EASIER THAN THAT? TRIVIALIZING THINGS!

Hym "No. You aren't getting shit adapted over there you napoleon dynamite-looking bitch. It's the DAILY VIEWERSHIP that is hard to get. It's GETTING IT ADAPTED that separates me from everyone else here. No amount of you doing this turns into what my thing is. You don't care that it isn't hard for a fat cock to sleep with women. You just don't want me to be able to say that I'm better. Better than the retard. Better than you. You're just trying to deny me because I'm not carrying the box of lemons up the stairs right."

Adapted by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

fire-adapted 

A fire-adapted community is defined by the United States Forest Service as "a knowledgeable and engaged community in which the awareness and actions of residents regarding infrastructure, buildings, landscaping, and the surrounding ecosystem lessens the need for extensive protection actions and enables the community to safely accept fire as a part of the surrounding landscape."

Have you met those people living in the fire-adapted community?

fire-adapted by Bartman2k17 April 22, 2017

Mum, am I adopted? 

MuM, Am I aDOptEd?

This sentence is from Tommyinnit 3000 subscriber qna

Mum, am i adopted? Yeah. Oh.

Mum, am I adopted? by Gitewwlahye January 28, 2021

adopted 

the thing that i get told everyday

you be adopted

adopted by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

Halo Adapter 

Another word for an Xbox.

"Dude, where'd the TV go?"
"I took it over to Mike's last night with the Halo Adapter"

Halo Adapter by reversebackwards October 3, 2004

adopted 

A person that doesn't need to be sad because they are adopted. Some people are actually happy in adopted families.

" I'm adopted"

"That's cool!It doesn't change anything your still the same person "

adopted by who else..? November 23, 2014

You're adopted! 

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

You're adopted! by TheLightDreamer June 29, 2012