actuarial jokes

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.
Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:
"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

by howm September 14, 2006

Actuarial Science

Science for people who don't like science. Kind of like Computer Science, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I am in actuarial science so I have no friends.

by C. Frey July 5, 2006

actureally

When you don't know if you should say actually or really. Could be because you used both words too much recently, whatever reason it is.

I actually don't really have anything to do with his act, sir. I actureally don't.

by Eaglenz July 20, 2016