Also called act-asshole, an actloser is someone who lacks talent for certain kinds of jobs but gets involved in them anyway (most of the time for {money} or {egolatry}), fucking up entire projects in the process and sending nice works made previously by talented people to the trash duo to their incompetence, exactly like Actvision did when they merged with Blizzard and took over.

"What the fuck Robert, you're such an actloser! You had no skills for that job and involved yourself in the it anyway, now EVERYONE will pay for your incompetence!"

actloser by pardic caster February 7, 2020

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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