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"Are you coming home soon?"

"I'll be there acasap!"
acasap by jovo October 7, 2009

Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabia 

When you do something so stupid, you die.
Joe: damn i just about Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabiazed over there

Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabia 

When you do something so dumb and stupid you die.
Joe: wtf John just Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabiazed over there

John: what the fuck joe thats not even how you use the word you shithead
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026