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"Are you coming home soon?"

"I'll be there acasap!"
acasap by jovo October 7, 2009

Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabia 

When you do something so dumb and stupid you die.
Joe: wtf John just Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabiazed over there

John: what the fuck joe thats not even how you use the word you shithead

Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabia 

When you do something so stupid, you die.
Joe: damn i just about Actalaphortamasaphicolomorphatilianostripoligandirastipolstratabiazed over there

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026