the term used when someone is so desperate for notoriety on Urban Dictionary that they are willing to make up a word and definition for that exact purpose.
The most bottomest bottom in the entire history of humankind.
Always trying to convince people she is a dommy switch.
Swagolishious leader and singer of the Cult of the Ussy and other bangers.
Occasionally enjoys kissing plums, licks on walls or breaks bionicles.
Secretly an Enema Queen and member of the holey Prezel trio with Shylily and Bao.
You might be a bottom, but you are far from being on Akuma Nihmune level.
NBA player has a very long name and has also grown from 7’0” to 13’7” in a span of 3 years. FlightReacts is the guy who made up the nickname because he just can’t say names.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!