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bass ackwards 

Ass backwards. The state doing (or having done) something the wrong way.
No no dude, you've got the cables plugged in all bass ackwards.
bass ackwards by Blossom September 13, 2005
Word of the Day on January 11, 2025
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bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"
"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…
bass-ackwards by TIC Redux May 22, 2005

Bass Ackwards 

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.
Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.
Bass Ackwards by filmchild February 24, 2004

Bass Ackwards 

A song by tech n9ne, Yo gotti, Big Scoob, and Lil Wayne normally to describe how screwed up people can be sometimes.
Nathon, why the fuck do you exist, your so bass ackwards that in your POV a car in reverse is going forward.
Bass Ackwards by yodas_ketamine December 20, 2020

Bass-ackwards

If you're pouring a Black and Tan. But you put the Guinness in first then try to add the Bass. You've got it Bass-ackwards. The Bass goes first the you floot the Guinness on top with a spoon.
You've got it Bass-ackwards the Guinness goes on top.
Bass-ackwards by Jim Javora February 22, 2022
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