14 definitions by online handle

wendys

a good fast food restaurant where unlike mcdonalds their nuggets actually resemble chicken.

wanna go to mcdonalds and get some burgers?

no fuck mcdonalds wendys is where it's at.

by online handle August 28, 2006

paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.

guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.

by online handle September 25, 2006

bermuda trianglulated

When something mysteriously dissappears. Used in chuck palahniuk's book "diary"

dude my fucking iPod got bermuda trianglulated

by online handle September 20, 2006

dvorak

an alternative keyboard to the normal qwerty keyboards. used by only the leetest of the leet. the letter placement is supposed to be better. the record for the most words ever typed with a keyboard is 212 words a minute, a dvorak keyboard was used

guy #1: let's go on aim and flirt with those sluts
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek

by online handle September 16, 2006

white castle

a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.

white castle is a rare, hard to find, shitty place.

by online handle August 28, 2006

online handle

what you go by on the internet. see screen name

i'm looking for your youtube link dude, what's your online handle

by online handle September 17, 2006

curb your enthusiasm

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"

curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.

by online handle August 29, 2006