accentured

Referencing work that has recently been offshored to an outside vendor.

it looks like the database teams were accentured.

accentured by OnShoreOffShoreParty May 21, 2026

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.

Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.

accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

accenture 

Weak quasi-consulting quack house specialising in over-paying over-qualified unambitious grads to tap keyboards all day in awful provincial business parks, courting the hatred and contempt of real workers on site.

That sham Accenture used to be a respected consultancy, but now working there is like robbing tax payers as a hobby on your uni year out.

accenture by Tom Impallomeni April 26, 2005

accenture 

Lame-ass consulting company.

"Hahah, check out that lousy consulting company, accenture, they really can't cut it."

accenture by Some Consultant April 20, 2004

Accented 

Like getting cat fished but its a grill with an accent. You cant understand doo doo fam.

I got accented by a 12 year old grill the other day. I couldn't understand their cries for help so it wasn't pleasurable.

Accented by THE GRILL WHO NEEDS A FILL May 30, 2018

adventured 

The feeling of being fucked up while in the middle of a perceived adventure

"How was your hike through the himalayas?"
"What do I say, I got properly adventured!"

adventured by Atooooool April 2, 2015

accenture 

A large consulting company with over 100,000 people world wide. A wide range of deep industry skills. The company is split into operating groups and service lines.

Listed on the New York stock exchange as ACN.

We'll take this problem to Accenture for them to deliver a high performance solution.

accenture by New Analyst October 4, 2004