abstension

The visible engorgement of the belly following a large meal.

The bulky sweater was a vain attempt to mask my abstension following lunch at Golden Corral.

by JumboBellah November 22, 2010

Ascension School

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.

“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish”
“Your point?”

by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016

Ascension

The first DLC installment in Call of Duty Black Ops. The main four characters arrive at a Soviet cosmodrome abandoned by the remnants of the "Ascension" group and are met with a horde of zombies, given the new perks (Stamin-Up and PhD Flopper) new weapons (Matroyshka Dolls and Gersch Device) they must outwit those of the undead. Also,this was the first map to introduce easter eggs.

My favorite map on Black Ops is Ascension

by Group935 August 2, 2017

Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

Asscension

When you eat so much ass you reach a state of nirvana

Last night I had so much ass that I reached asscension.

by Kurakuma May 19, 2019

absession

The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)

mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!

by aboood January 22, 2010

Ascension

A legend at Travian. He doesn't take anyones shit and many people respect and hate him at the same time. The haters are just jealous because they can not be him.

Ascension has a massive army
Ascension just ripped the shit out of an entire alliance himself

by Heldenhammer February 24, 2010