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The palest color your skin can ever be. Normally corresponds to the color of your ass, boobs, and/or other body parts that never see the light of day. Widely understood to be a winter phenomenon; may be taken as a sure sign that it's time for spring to come and/or you need a damn vacation.
It's still January and I've already reached Absolute White. FML.
Absolute White by I'mWithBeardy January 25, 2013
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