absolute crap 

Just like crap, but much worse.

Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.

absolute crap by pencilfencil September 1, 2013

Absolute crappin' 

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "

I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.

Absolute crappin' by Patrick May September 4, 2004