When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."

Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"

"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
by psees September 19, 2019
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