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A Mexican guy who is all about money and family. He has money to blow. He is a herbivore(likes to smoke weed). He can get any girl he wants because of his swag,looks,size of his johnson and his abilities in bed and of course his game. He is real smooth with the ladies. But he would rather have a Mexican girl over any other girl. He is a flirt but once he is in a relationship,he's loyal as fuck. He doesn't put up with bullshit. He cuts girls quicker than barbers. He has plenty of haters but it's ok because haters don't phase him,they only make him famous and more stronger. To sum him all up, he's a great guy to be around with,he's down for anything,if you're loyal to him then he's loyal to you and any girl would be lucky to have him.
Damn,look at ABRAHM! He's so f**king sexy. I wish he was my boyfriend.
Abrahm by Lil UNO(-.-) October 14, 2011

Abraham Xillahwehus 

Abraham Xillahwehus, or Popat Abraham Xillahwehus (Piss BUH), is a slang used by Indian right-wing atheists against Abrahamists. They pict Abraham as a cerberus, whose three heads mean the three Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He holds a red flag besides him with Abrahamic symbols placed in a manner that look like Hammer, Sickle and Star, which picts Abarahamist association with Indian Communists. It is a very informal word and is used by almost every right-wing atheist in India.
Nastik: Oye Abraham Xillahwehus ki aulad kidhar jaa raha hai?

Librahami: Main toh gand maranne jaa raha hu unke paas.
Abraham Xillahwehus by Abungana October 28, 2022

J.J. Abrams 

Synonym for Fuckhole in the Trek universe.
We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!

J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
J.J. Abrams by Coffeman May 22, 2013

Abraham Lincoln Jerk 

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.
"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

J.J. Abrams 

noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.

synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist
"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."
J.J. Abrams by zagbison92 March 29, 2016

abraham lincoln was a good old man 

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty